Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

(via sierracuse)

toptiervillain:

phronemophobie:

I was walking home today and I found myself walking behind this beautiful boy. He didn’t have anything with him, he was just walking. I unintentionally followed him for about a mile and when our paths didn’t match anymore, I watched him walk away. He was the most interresting boy I had ever seen. I should have followed him. I should have asked him where he was going. I have a feeling his answer would have been “I don’t know”.

y’all weird as shit.

toptiervillain:

phronemophobie:

I was walking home today and I found myself walking behind this beautiful boy. He didn’t have anything with him, he was just walking. I unintentionally followed him for about a mile and when our paths didn’t match anymore, I watched him walk away. He was the most interresting boy I had ever seen. I should have followed him. I should have asked him where he was going. I have a feeling his answer would have been “I don’t know”.

y’all weird as shit.

(via hom2)

omg hom2 tags this is weird tho like stop